My Husband’s Milk Allergy Lie

Summary

My husband Preston is severely allergic to dairy. He refuses to touch anything containing even a trace of milk.

During our first year of marriage, I accidentally made him a dairy-based pudding. He threw an absolute fit, screaming and demanding to know if I was trying to kill him.

From that day on, dairy was strictly banned from our house.

But just moments ago, at his own promotion banquet, he downed an entire glass of milk handed to him by his assistant.

I didn't act shocked. I simply turned around, pulled out a divorce agreement, and handed it to him.