My Mind-Reading Husband Hears Only the Worst

Summary

Bad news: My husband, who is five years older than me, seems to be able to hear my thoughts.

Worse news: He can only hear a few words.

Me: "Hmm, Elias, the roast beef you made today is a bit tough."

What he heard: 【Elias is a bit tough.】

Me: "It's getting late to take Elias out for dinner. How about we go for Peking duck tomorrow instead."

What he heard: 【Elias is no match for a duck.】

Me: "If my bestie doesn't hurry up, I'm going to sneak a piece of cake. Gogogo."

What he heard: 【Sneak out to eat. Gogogo.】

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