My Online Boyfriend Is A Snake

Summary

My online boyfriend is a bit of a weirdo.

He constantly sends me pictures of his pet snake, always asking me if I think the little guy is handsome.

I honestly am not a huge fan of reptiles.

But my virtual boyfriend is a god at video games, has a voice like liquid velvet, and is incredibly generous with his wallet.

So, I routinely swallow my conscience and shower the reptile with praise.

"Absolutely gorgeous!"

"That is literally the most handsome snake I have ever seen in my entire life!"

He would always text back, "Does my baby like him?"