My Roommate Stole My Catfish

Summary

My roommate stole my online persona to go on a real-life blind date with our campus heartthrob.

When she came back, her face was flushed with triumphant pride. "Dylan told me that compared to the online version of me, he vastly prefers the real thing."

She started dating Dylan right then and there while guarding him against me like I was a biohazard.

What she didn't realize was -

I had never intended to meet Dylan in real life in the first place.

I’m just a nerdy, overworked STEM student. The only reason I was venting on that forum was because my graduate coursework was crushing my soul.