My Secret Identity as the Hollywood Bot

Summary

The day I went viral was the day the internet stripped me bare.

Before I could even deactivate my burner account, I was trending globally. The reason? My "uncanny NPC energy."

It started when the industry’s biggest A-lister, Nate Cross, posted a teaser for his new thriller. Underneath, I’d commented: “Wow! The narrative architecture is sublime, the plot is a masterclass in tension, and your performance is simply transcendent. This is destined for peak viewership!”

Then, the "America’s Sweetheart" actress, Hailey Quinn, posted a photo with her Golden Retriever.