My wife asked the paralyzed me to give a stand-up comedy performance for a male pick me girl

Summary

On our wedding day, I was drugged, kidnapped, and sold to a cartel in Mexico. By the time I was rescued, I was a wreck―paralyzed from the neck down.

My wife, who had never believed in anything, made a pilgrimage to the Sanctuary of Chimayó, crawling on her knees for miles, praying for a miracle.

When a miracle did happen, and I could walk again, I was ecstatic. I rushed to find her, to share the incredible news.

But then I overheard her talking to her mother.

"Quinn, do we have to keep givin