My Wife Likes Dangerous Games? Fine, Let's Play for Keeps.

Summary

Ever since my wife switched jobs, she started playing these deadly "jokes" on me.

Small stuff, like kissing me into a chokehold, or covering my head while I slept. Then bigger things, like mixing my meds with booze, or handcuffing me and trying to push me underwater.

Every time I barely escaped, she’d just grin and say, "Just messing with you! Isn't it exciting?"

I brushed it off as her acting out, didn't push it.

But then, during a camping trip, she secretly brought back snake eggs. I ended up tangled and bitten to death by venomous snakes.