My Wife Used Tons Of Protection During Her Business Trip

Summary

Ayla, my wife had just returned home from a business trip when I received a call from the hotel she had booked there.

The hotel receptionist sounded a little embarrassed as she explained, “Hello, is this Ms. Jewell’s husband? I’m calling from the front desk. I see that we forgot to bill you for some incidentals. It looks like your room used all eighteen condoms from the amenity kit. I apologize for the oversight. The total comes to 35 dollars. Can I get a card number over the phone to close that out for you?”