My Wife's Million-Dollar Cat Food

Summary

I shelled out a million bucks for a rare Platinum Arowana, only for my wife to give it to her intern to feed to stray cats.

He even flaunted it on social media:

[So grateful for the beautiful and kind Evelyn! Our little Buddy is now a cat who's eaten a dragon fish~]

In the video my friend sent, my wife, Evelyn Hayes, was leaning into the intern, Dylan Miller, both of them cooing over a grubby stray cat, smiling so sweetly.

Meanwhile, my prized fish, which was meant to be a gift, lay on the grass, scales ripped off, bloody and unable to move.

I immediately called Evelyn.