My Wife's Secondhand Habit Exposed Her Affair

Summary

On my birthday, my wife, Iris Lockwood, has ordered a few workers to carry a dust-covered second-hand air conditioner home as my birthday present.

She points at the air conditioner while gushing excitedly, "This is a big brand, you know! It might look dirty on the outside, but the insides are brand new!

"Remember, we're scrimping all the pennies we can get in order to move into a penthouse in the future. That way, we'll be able to live comfortably as a family of three!"

I'm very understanding toward Iris, seeing as it's very difficult to earn money nowadays.