My Wife's Sinking, I'm Guarding the Big Catch
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My wife, three months pregnant, falls into the lake while I'm fishing nearby.
As I watch her struggle in the water, I shout anxiously, "Stop thrashing around! You're scaring all the fish away!"
My fishing buddy stares at me in disbelief and demands to know why I'm still worried about fishing instead of saving my wife.
I calmly rebait my hook and cast it back into the lake.
"She'll be fine in the water for a little while, but if that big fish gets away, it's gone for good. Besides, what if I jump in and drown too? Better leave the rescuing to the professionals."
