Ninety-Nine Lies Proven True
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In the fifth year of our marriage, my wife, Delphine Dorsett, started keeping a notebook just about me. She called it the ‘Lie Ledger’.
She said my biggest flaw was that I loved to lie.
When I said her father had switched out my medication, she logged it. When I said her younger sister had secretly been using my bank card, she logged it. When I said our chef had snuck peanuts into my food, which I was allergic to, she logged that too.
Delphine said, "Harvey, once this log hits a hundred lies, we're getting a divorce. Don't say I didn't warn you."
