No Spring After You

Summary

My wife of three years, in a marriage that had been sexless from the start, was pregnant.

And she wanted the world to know. She’d made a thousand copies of the ultrasound report, announcing to anyone and everyone that she was carrying another man’s child.

I heard she and her friends were even placing bets, wagering on how spectacularly I would lose my mind.

“Remember how Christopher begged to marry you? He knelt before your mother for hours, right there on the street for all to see.”

“He’s going to go absolutely ballistic when he finds out you’re pregnant.”