Noodle Extortion

Summary

A new spicy noodle bar opened downstairs.

Not feeling like cooking, I dragged my boyfriend over to give it a try.

When it was time to pay, I was floored. The bill was two hundred and eighty-eight dollars.

I immediately confronted the waitress.

"I had potatoes and cabbage, not lobster and filet mignon! You've made a mistake with the price."

The waitress just rolled her eyes, her chin tilted defiantly high.

"If you can't afford it, why are you eating out? Are you trying to dine and dash?"

I had no interest in arguing with someone so unreasonable. I told her to get her boss.