Operating On My Wifes Lover

Summary

My first day back in the States, and my first procedure was a standard circumcision on a kid who couldn't have been more than twenty-two.

He spent the entire time signing the consent forms while complaining loudly into his phone at his girlfriend.

"It’s a minor surgery, babe. Was it really worth walking away from a ten-million-dollar closing just to fly back here?" he scoffed, rolling his eyes. "The house is already overflowing with the Birkins and the Rolexes you sent. Seriously, stop buying me things!"