Operation: Hemorrhoid Heartthrob

Summary

When we were kids, my arch-nemesis always mocked me: "With grades like yours, you'll grow up to be a septic tank cleaner."

I didn't believe in curses until I became a proctologist.

And he? The untouchable, icy movie star.

Clutching his butt, he registered for my clinic.

I slowly pulled on my gloves: "Pants down, bend over."

He looked like he wanted to die of shame: "Can you perform the surgery..."

I smiled: "Sure. Call me Daddy first."