Pei Pei is delighted

Summary

After I died and came back, I knew I was done chasing after Mason, my so-called childhood sweetheart.

He threw a party with a "No Girls or Dogs Allowed" sign right on the front lawn. Seriously? I hightailed it to Hawaii, as far away from his entitled butt as I could get.

He bitched that my perfume made his house smell gross, so I packed my stuff and moved out without a peep.

Then he whined that he couldn't stand breathing the same air as me after graduation, so I split faster than a greased p