Pregnant by the Weeping Merman

Summary

The exact moment I found out my terrifying husband was actually a merman whose tears turned into high-grade pearls, I dug my discarded pregnancy test out of the bathroom trash can and marched straight toward the rooftop terrace.

Eighteen stories above the city lights, Lucian was halfway over the ledge, looking like the tragic, gothic antihero he was destined to be.

"Excuse me," I called out over the howling wind, waving the plastic stick in the air. "Quick question. How many babies does a merman usually drop at once?