Pregnant, While He’s in Fetish Room with Intern

Summary

My husband, Mark Vance, and his intern, Tiffany Bloom, were in the middle of a three-day sex challenge.

I sent him the news: I was pregnant.

The next second, Mark called me on FaceTime.

On the screen, he and Tiffany were sitting on a sex swing in some kinky hotel room, handcuffs and whips dangling nearby.

"Go get rid of it," he said, his voice flat. "Tiffany would be so upset otherwise."

I calmly refused him. "No way."

Mark paused, then sneered. "Then divorce it is."

A wave of relief washed over me. "Good. I'll get the divorce papers ready immediately!"