Press 1 for Wifey Mode

Summary

I sent my crush a "Good morning," "Good afternoon," and "Good night" text every single day, right on schedule.

Three months into chasing him, he finally cracked and bombarded me with messages.

"Jane, are you a bot?"

I looked at the message on my phone screen, thought for a moment, and replied:

"Press 1 to unlock Wifey Mode."