Quitting this Family after Being Abandoned for Laughs

Summary

Before leaving work on Thanksgiving, my younger sister, Mia Summers, sends a message in the family group chat with the address of our new home.

I take five different buses to get there, only to discover that the address leads to nothing but a desolate, overgrown wilderness.

Mia sounds smug on the other end of the phone as she says, "Bingo! The prank worked! The last bus has left. What are you going to do now?"

As I stand there dumbfounded, my parents burst into laughter. "You actually fell for that? I wonder who you got your stupidity from. We're having a family dinner. Walk back yourself."