Raised by Villains

Summary

My adoptive father is a supervillain. My adoptive mother is the evil queen bee.

To ensure I never got bullied, they taught me every dirty trick in the book.

I took the best of their teachings, discarded the rest, and smoothly villain-ed my way through life until college.

Then, my biological parents showed up to claim me. They found me with rainbow-dyed hair, pinning a delinquent to the ground and slapping him silly.

"Do you want to be a eunuch or my boyfriend?" I demanded.

My biological mother almost fainted. "Where is my sweet, soft, fragrant daughter?!"