Roommate’s Live Confession, Internet Blown Up

Summary

My roommate’s livestreamed confession to the campus belle was a total train wreck.

To save face, he swiped my phone and confessed to her again.

Her reply came in a flood:

【Babe, I’m already head over heels for you. How much more do you want me to like you?】

【Can we go public? Please? I’m so tired of sneaking around.】

【Some other loser just confessed to me, and I shut him down so fast!】

【You’re the only one for me, babe. The only one!】

My roommate stared, dumbfounded.

The live chat went into meltdown.

And I just froze.