She Remembers Everyone's Order, Except Mine

Summary

During a game of Truth or Dare at a gathering with friends, my girlfriend, Bridget Ellison, loses. Her punishment is to buy coffee for everyone.

Half an hour later, she returns carrying more than a dozen bags and starts handing out drinks with a smile.

"Francis, you've been pulling all-nighters for two days straight. Here's your iced long black."

"Daryl, you like java chip frappe with extra mocha sauce, right?"

"And here's yours. Lemon black tea, no ice. You've ordered it hundreds of times."

One by one, everyone gets their drink.