She Sold Her Mother for Candy

Summary

I have been dedicated to charity work for fifteen years.

No matter how chaotic my schedule, I carve out a few days every year. I personally oversee the purchase of massive shipments of brand-new winter coats, sturdy boots, and school supplies. I drive them myself into the deepest, most forgotten hollows of the Appalachian hills.

Over the years, I have funded the rebuilding of local schools and paid the salaries of teachers out of my own pocket.