She Stole My Porsche For Him

Summary

My fiancée gave my Porsche to the golden boy of her past.

She even had the nerve to post it on Instagram. “Happy 28th birthday to the boy I will always love most!”

The comment section was a sea of envy and heart emojis. People were tripping over themselves to praise the "generous sugar mommy" and how perfectly she matched her handsome younger boyfriend.

I took a picture of the vehicle’s title and the police report I had just filed, and dropped it into her comments.

“Sorry to kill the vibe, but that’s my car. I’ve already reported it stolen.”