She Tried to Bury Me, I Blew Her Life Up

Summary

As a dive engineer, I need to go down into the shaft to retrieve a drill bit in order to speed up construction on the 800-million-dollar construction project before Independence Day.

Little do I know that I've barely made my way down the shaft when I realize I don't have enough oxygen to last the journey.

Amid my panic, I completely lose my sense of direction. So, I dig out my wireless radio in an attempt to communicate with my fiancee, Viola Jenkins.

But all I hear is her laughter over the radio.