Sky-High Dilemma

Summary

Working the early shift today. While waiting for passengers to board, I was scrolling through my phone and came across a post:

[Question: 8 months pregnant, but the baby most likely has health issues. How can I maximize my profit from this situation?]

I frowned. If the baby isn't healthy, don't have it. Maximizing profit? Is this person insane?

But the top comment, with dozens of likes, was even more chilling:

[Buy a plane ticket. Take labor-inducing drugs right before you board. Make sure you go into labor on the plane.]