Sleeping My Way to Stardom

Summary

I am a capybara.

I look like a guinea pig, but with a more stoic, rectangular face. You can picture it.

I love to zone out. I love to soak.

If I can zone out while soaking, even better.

Because we’re so chill, we get along with everyone in the animal kingdom.

A duck using my head as a perch? I’ll just zone out.

A pelican trying to nibble on my face? Zone out.

A crocodile giving me a ride on its back? Zone out.

There’s a certain aesthetic to it—a vibe that’s somewhere between living and dying, and not particularly concerned with either.