Spoiler Alert: The Side Character Wins

Summary

My boyfriend was sitting next to me while I got my nails done. I asked for the $20 basic manicure, but the technician "accidentally" covered all ten fingers in Swarovski crystals that cost $25 a pop. When I went to pay, she told me I owed the difference: $800.

I was about to argue when glowing text suddenly floated across my vision like a Twitch live stream: [OMG, Lila is so smart! The villainess is too embarrassed to make a scene in front of the male lead. She'll just pay up.] [Carter is totally going to fall for Lila's gritty, survivalist vibe!] [That stupid side character has no idea. Lila is going to spend her money, sleep with her man, and even raise her kids!]