Stolen Scratch-Off: I Left Her With Nothing

Summary

At the company's annual party, they handed out gag gifts: a prank scratch-off ticket for everyone. Each one was a "winner" of a hundred million dollars.

I thought it was lame, so I just took it home without scratching it.

But when I came out of the shower, the ticket was gone, and my wife had a look of pure ecstasy on her face.

I was about to tell her it was a fake.

But in the next second, my mother-in-law burst through the door. “Annie, divorce him! Now! I always said this good-for-nothing wasn’t worthy of you!”

“You’re a hundred-millionaire now! You can have any man you want!”