The $3,000 Lingerie Tour
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I couldn't snag a train ticket home for the long Thanksgiving weekend, so I ended up booking a spot on a budget tour group. Desperate times, I guess.
The tour guide, deliberately, ripped my tank top strap, then tried to strong-arm me into buying some ridiculously overpriced, ‘designer’ lingerie – almost three thousand dollars – threatening to leave me stranded if I refused.
A mob of burly men surrounded me, closing in. I took one look, and a grin split my face. "Uncle Frank, Uncle Bob, Uncle Jim, Cousin Mark!" I chirped. "You guys came to pick me up?"
