The $600K Mattress

Summary

My wife gave my $600,000 mattress to her intern, Will.

Will immediately posted a picture on his social media, a blatant, gloating display.

“Thanks to Carol for looking out for me! No more sleepless nights. I’m going to sleep so soundly.”

The moment I saw it, I sent a message directly to my wife.

“Explain to me why my mattress has mysteriously appeared in another man’s bed.”

Carol called me instantly, her tone breezy and dismissive.

“It’s just a mattress, Nolan. Do you really have to be so petty?”

“If you like it that much, I’ll have someone buy you a new one. Is that so hard?”