The Absurd Husband

Summary

My husband has selective hearing.

If I ask him to take in the laundry, he doesn't hear me. If I ask him to do the dishes, he doesn't hear me.

When I finally scream at him in frustration, he just watches me silently, letting me lose my mind.

Then, he never fails to add, "I never said I wouldn't do it. What are you freaking out about?"

I've finally had enough. I'm tired. So, I started to play his game, developing a selective hearing of my own.

And this time, the one who's going crazy is him.