The Algorithm Ranked Me Seventh to My Boyfriend

Summary

I wrote an algorithm designed to calculate exactly who cares about you the most.

Originally, I just wanted to test it out. I wanted to see what score my relationship with my boyfriend would get.

The system handed me the results. I ranked seventh in his heart.

I actually laughed. Seventh?

Even his pet cat ranked fourth!

I didn't cry. I didn't throw a tantrum. I just turned around, blocked his number, and deleted him from my life.

A few days later, he was crying, begging me to come back.

I just smiled. "Sorry, do I know you?"