The Application Process

Summary

Every single time my husband wanted to have sex with me, he had to submit a formal application to his "female best friend."

If Chloe was in a bad mood and crossed it off, Ethan would immediately grab a blanket and go sleep in the guest room.

"Chloe got yelled at by her boss today, so she's just throwing a little tantrum. Don't worry, she'll approve it tomorrow."

"She's innocent. She doesn't overthink things."

"Don't be so paranoid, Mia."