The Beagle, The Bestie, and The Big Star

Summary

On a dating show, I got a call from a scammer. Suddenly, a text stream like a Twitch chat appeared in my vision. [Oh snap. Who’s getting their heart broken tonight?] [Wait, Chloe has a kid?!] [This wasn't in the script...] But I didn't have time for that. The person on the other end of the line wasn't saying anything, just howling: "Mooooom..." I covered the receiver and smiled awkwardly at the camera. "Wrong number. Definitely a wrong number." But then, chaos erupted on the other end. I heard glass shattering and a very distinct, very loud, beagle-like howl: "Arooooooo! Mom! Why don't you want me anymore?!" CRASH! Next to me, megastar Julian Stone dropped his glass of water. Then, the howling intensified. "Aroooo! Mom, I miss you..." "Aroooo! Bad man! Don't take my phone!" "Burp. Wifey, who is this naked guy in our house?" "Wifey! Say something!" Wait. That last voice. That sounds like my childhood friend, Liam. Shouldn't he be on a film set? Why is he at my house? And who is naked? Julian Stone started wailing like a strangled duck next to me. "Nooo! Chloe! How could you get married behind my back?!" The chat stream floated by again: [LMAO. Is she running a zoo?] [Just add Julian to the harem. They're missing a duck.]