The Boss's Fake Boyfriend Gambit

Summary

My young uncle brought his boyfriend home for the holidays.

He claimed it was to act as a human shield against the family's relentless marriage-pressure crossfire.

I stared at his boyfriend's handsome, incredibly familiar face and cheekily demanded hush money:

"Boss, you wouldn't want the whole company finding out you're the bottom in a relationship, would you?"

Before he could answer, my relatives, having collectively recovered from near-fainting, immediately redirected their marriage-pressure crossfire onto me.