The Bottle Cap Prince

Summary

I asked my online boyfriend what he did for a living.

He said he collected bottle caps.

I said I swept streets.

To keep up the act, I shared my street-sweeping tips daily, and he told me which bottle caps were worth the most.

Then we met in real life.

We stared at each other, dumbfounded.

He was my billionaire stepbrother.

Him: "Sweeping streets?"

Me: "Collecting bottle caps?"

We locked eyes and said in unison: "Nice story, bro."