The Bro-Code Breakdown: Why My Arch-Nemesis Thought I Was Cheating

Summary

My little brother, whose voice was cracking through puberty, came to my room to leach off my Wi-Fi.

“Sis, can I just crash your network? I’ll stand right by the door, I won’t come inside.”

My childhood best friend and arch-nemesis, on the phone with me, completely misheard the situation.

He roared into the phone: “What the hell are you doing? I’m coming to your place right now! Tell that guy not to move!”