The Burn Book

Summary

My brother sent a text to his girlfriend, but it came to me by mistake: "Babe, I'm at the school entrance. Where are you?"

I narrowed my eyes, a malicious smile creeping onto my face. "Babe, I just got out of my last final."

The chat bubble showed he was typing... then stopped. I kept going. "Babe, did you wait for me so we could go home together? I'm so touched!" "Babe, why aren't you answering?"

He finally snapped: "Are you insane? That's enough!" Five minutes later, a Venmo notification popped up. "I'm begging you, don't tell Mom and Dad I'm dating someone."