The Cat Snitched, So I Got Payback

Summary

Madison Hodge, my fiancee, thinks that weighing 160 pounds makes me too fat.

So, I sign up for a gym membership and work out as much as I can. But the more I exercise, the more weight I put on.

Meanwhile, Daniel Webb, a good buddy of mine, livestreams his supper every night. Despite feasting on the most calorie-rich food out there, not only does he not put on any weight, but he even loses ten pounds.

As Madison rips into me for not losing any weight, I suddenly find myself able to hear the thoughts of my tabby cat, Furball.