The Cinderella Prank

Summary

I was out shopping with my sister.

Her gigolo boyfriend mistook me for her side piece and kicked me into a ditch.

I said I was fine, but in reality, after running into him at school,

I bagged him and beat him up that very night.

Feeling satisfied, I walked away dusting off my hands.

The next day, the campus forum exploded.

The Physics Department's heartthrob, sporting a battle-worn face and holding a limited-edition sneaker, posted a bounty online.

"Whoever can find the owner of this shoe will be heavily rewarded!"