The Coffin Couple

Summary

I bought myself a gorgeous urn.

I excitedly imagined myself turning into ash and lying inside it.

I couldn't wait, so I swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills.

Just as I was full of anticipation, ready to say goodbye to this world, a call from an unknown number interrupted me:

"Is this Miss Lin? I want the urn you just bought. I need it urgently. Name your price."

I looked at the empty pill bottle and laughed in anger:

"What a coincidence, are you dying today too?"

"How about this? Whoever kicks the bucket first gets it?"

"But I should be faster than you."