The Dare​

Summary

I lost a game of Truth or Dare and my punishment was to go out, grab a random stranger, and tell them, "I'm the killer."

I picked a guy who looked the most aloof, the least likely to get involved. Steeling myself, I walked up and said, "I did it... I'm the killer."

The aloof, handsome guy stared at me for two seconds, then slowly pulled out a walkie-talkie. "Suspect has confessed. Fall back."

Me: Wait, what??