The Dog Whistle

Summary

On Valentine's Day, right in front of all his colleagues, my husband generously shared the story of our first time together.

"Don't let my wife's quiet, demure look fool you. Back when she was chasing me, she went totally commando!

"She was the one who got me drunk and dragged me into a hotel room with a king-size bed. Bet you guys didn't expect that, huh?

"A lot of my business deals are thanks to her bottomless tolerance for alcohol. You guys don't believe me? Then try to outdrink her!"