The Eighteen Stabs Of The Bride

Summary

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It was my ex-girlfriend's wedding day, and yeah, I crashed it.

Everyone was gathered around while they were cutting the cake.

I strolled over, leaned in close to her ear, and whispered one sentence.

She spun around like she'd been shot.

The cake knife in her hand went straight for the groom.

One stab, two stabs, three... she went at him like a woman possessed, eighteen times total.

Guests screamed and scattered.

The whole damn thing was a bloodbath.

The media went wild, everyone wante