The Ex-Files: Drunk Dialing Destiny

Summary

At the company's mid-year gala, my boss offered to set me up on a blind date.

Drunk and emotional, I tearfully admitted I hadn't moved on from my ex.

My colleagues, hungry for gossip, pressed for details.

The boss sitting at the head of the table looked increasingly uncomfortable.

"This ex of yours... his last name wouldn't happen to be Sterling, would it?"