The Final Post: When My Hate Club Cried

Summary

My assistant was supposed to post my retirement statement, but in her panic, she accidentally uploaded my "End-of-Year Private Summary."

In the forty-five seconds before she could delete it, my anti-fans had already taken screenshots.

They sliced up my summary, mocking me line by line, tearing into me like starving wolves.

But as they cursed at me, the people behind the screens suddenly started to cry.

Because the very first sentence of the third paragraph read:

"The chemo hurts so much. Grandma, I don't think I can hold on anymore."