The Fool Outsmarting The Cheating Heir

Summary

I’ve always had a knack for playing the fool. People tend to think my gears turn a little slower than the rest of the world, and I’ve learned to use that to my advantage.

I remember when I was a kid, my grandmother used to call me a "bad investment," a drain on the family coffers just because I wasn't a boy. In a fit of petty genius, I took every cent of my college fund and blew it on the most expensive premium life insurance policy I could find. If I was going to be an investment, I was going to be a protected one.